{"product_id":"eternal-funk-tee","title":"Eternal Funk Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIllustrated by OG Basher Kristyn “Kritter” Lum, this design brings her signature style and playful storytelling to a classic Bash tee. The artwork features a hand-illustrated checkered grid, nodding to both vintage race flags and the dance floors and roller rink that fuels us. Each square contains a unique illustrated element—little symbols of the shared moments, characters, and funky spirit that make the Bash magic. In the top-left tile, the “B” in Bash is drawn as an 18, marking our 18th year,, while the design is grounded by the tagline “funk Is eternal.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand screen printed on a white heavyweight T‑shirt for a soft, relaxed fit with that classic lived-in feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mustache Bash Merch","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54834083692835,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54834083725603,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54834083758371,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54834083791139,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54834083823907,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/9853\/4179\/files\/EternalFunkTee_Front_01.jpg?v=1773433977","url":"https:\/\/shop.mustachebash.com\/products\/eternal-funk-tee","provider":"Mustache Bash Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}